Swine flu vaccination ads from 1976

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AcidQuickie - Swine Flu Update

Regular readers (do we have any of those yet?) may have noticed that we've not had any of these updates for a while. That's because not much happened in the wonderful world of H1N1.

SWINE FLU UPDATE...SWINE FLU UPDATE...SWINE FLU UPDATE...

World Death Toll = 61.

(from a world population of approx. 6,706,993,152)

PANIC!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!! EVEN THOUGH 6,706,993,091 PEOPLE DON'T SEEM TO BE DYING OF IT!!!

AcidQuickie - Swine Flu Update

SWINE FLU UPDATE...SWINE FLU UPDATE...SWINE FLU UPDATE...

39 cases in the UK to date.


(out of a population of est. 60,975,000)
That means, of course, that 60,974,961 haven't got it, but that's not going to sell any newspapers is it?)


PANIC!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!

AcidQuickie

SWINE FLU UPDATE...SWINE FLU UPDATE...SWINE FLU UPDATE...

Nobody else has died since the last update.

However...
PANIC!!! WE'RE STILL ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
ARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!

AcidQuickie

SWINE FLU UPDATE...SWINE FLU UPDATE...SWINE FLU UPDATE...

World Death Toll = 27.

PANIC!!! WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!