AcidQuickie - Bloody great oyster caught

A monster 1.36kg (3lb) oyster has been plucked from the seabed, the largest ever caught in British waters. The giant, which put up a tough fight, has amusingly been named Shelly. Fishmonger Peter Randall thought it would be a shame to kill it and so it now lives in Mevagissey Sealife Aquarium in Cornwall. Plus nobody in their right mind would want to eat the damn thing - normal size oysters are revolting enough.